var visits = new Array()
visits[0]="people actually found this amusing";
visits[1]="people got here by accident";
visits[2]="people like us";
visits[3]="lost soles got re-shelfed";
visits[4]="people eat lead regularly";
visits[5]="people hate Ryan Seacrest";
visits[6]="people think Kuro should hurry up with the next update";
visits[7]="people think Garaphon needs to script better";
visits[8]="imaginary walruses were harmed in the making of this comic";
visits[9]="cubic meters is how much wood a woodchuck chucks";


r=parseInt((Math.random()*10))
var text=visits[r]
document.write(text)